Apparently I'm not that "type of person"

So last night I almost ran over this man who was, from first glance, dead in the middle of the road. I immediately started to freak out. I didn't, however, get out of the car to check his vitals...I stayed right were I was and actually pulled into a parking lot while I called, not 9-1-1, but the area police department.

They assumed he was passed out, not dead, and transferred me to the ambulance unit. After about two minutes of talking to these different people the man showed signs of life...lifted his head and then curled into the fetal position. Still comfortably in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.

I used to think I may be the "type of person" who would run-out-of-the-car-and-immediately-check-to-make-sure-the-person-who-was-lying-in-the-middle-of-the-road.

Apparently I'm not that "type of person."