2. When (*if*) you dip--DO NOT LEAVE YOUR SPIT SHIT ON THE EDGE OF THE URINAL.
3. If you, girls, have to change your tampon or pad in a public restroom please follow the rules below:
a. remove from body/panties
b. WRAP IN TOILET PAPER
c. place wrapped bio-hazardous material INSIDE the bag in the receptacle provided for said material in the stall and if there is no bag there wrap your bio-hazardous material AGAIN and then throw it in the trashcan which should be available for the paper towels used when drying hands and also to throw away diapers and said bio-hazardous materials. if none of these things are available then you are at a place that doesn't acknowledge the needs of women and you should leave immediately.
4. If you dip DO NOT leave your spit can in the middle of the parking lot.
5. If you do not know what is inside a can in the middle of the parking lot--DO NOT kick it really hard causing it's contents to splash all over you and your car.
6. EVERYONE in the entire US should work in fast food/restaurant/hospitality of some sort before turning 25 (if physically possible). It opens your eyes to the real world.
7. ALWAYS tip AT LEAST LEAST ten percent--if not double that. Many, if not all servers, work for less than minimum wage and live off of their tips. Two dollars on a 100 dollar tab does not show your server that you appreciated his/her service.
(side note: if you can not afford to tip according to the service shown--do not eat out at that particular place)
8. While a server's job is to bring you everything you could possibly need, try to not make him/her go on multiple trips between refills. They are likely also doing one or more of the following 1) portioning for the kitchen 2) rolling silverware for the next rush 3) cleaning tables/floors/anywhere 4)serving multiple tables at once 5) taking a breather for a minute between tables (it may be their job to serve you after your long day at work, but it is a very hard job--see number 6 in order to understand)
9. If you smoke, and notice that the "smoker's oasis"--the tall thing with the hole at the top and the bucket at the bottom--well you'd know it if you saw it--anyway--the thing is stuffed full of butts...DO NOT STUFF YOURS IN AS WELL. While butts on the ground are ugly they are easier to clean up than the butts stuffed into the hole at the top of the oasis-thing.
10. Go to sleep when you're tired.
Hope you have enjoyed Pro-tips for the Real World brought to you by your very own ME!!
